Shaq Masters Business Administration

Yes, the diesel just got an MBA. Shaquille O'Neal always reveals more talent, charm, and intelligence than you ever thought the big fella had (minus Kazaam). Turns out the Big Aristotle spent the past year taking correspondence business courses from the great, venerable, for-profit University of Phoenix (whose application asks for First Name, Last Name, and Modem speed).
Let's be honest, Shaq didn't need Wharton to make money after basketball, and he doesn't have many other options for attending class. You have to give the big smiley intellectually self-motivated man some credit. So here's to you, Shaquille O'Neal. I'll go into business with ya anyday.