Terrorists Are Beautiful, No Matter What They Say

Calling Christina Aguilera's music 'torture' used to be hyperbole. Not anymore. Time Magazine's expose on the interrogation of suspected 9/11 accomplice Mohammed al Qahtani at Guantanamo Bay reveals the preferred methods of keeping Mr. Qahtani from sleeping--"dripping water on his head or playing Christina Aguilera music."


Christina on Grammy night before she, and detainees who listened to her, became insane

Qahtani, who never admitted collaborating with Osama Bin Laden, foiled his interrogators and showed remarkable strength of will by pretending to actually enjoy the tunes, even astonishing his captors by choreographing his own energetic dance routine to "Come On Over."

Okay okay, the last part's not true...