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June 15, 2005

FSU QB Loses Mind At Dave Matthews Concert

Preseason starting quarterback Wyatt Sexton is apparently taking the duty of being Florida State's football messiah a little too literally--and cracking under the pressure. After grooving to the smooth frathouse stylings of the Dave Mathews Band Sexton kind of lost his marbles.

According to the Tallahassee Police Department report, when a police officer responded to a call regarding unusual behavior on Monday evening, the officer found Sexton lying face down in the middle of the street...

Witnesses told police that Sexton had been making strange gestures, and at one point jumped onto a car. When asked to identify himself, Sexton "yelled that he was 'God,' " the report said, and acted in a manner irrational enough that the officer pepper-sprayed him.

Only when police put him in a patrol vehicle did Sexton identify himself by name. As police transported him to the hospital, and upon arrival, he reverted to identifying himself as "God" or the "son of God."

So far Sexton has declined to identify himself as the Holy Ghost, but he may want to reconsider. FSU may need the whole trinity taking snaps to win their season opener against Miami.

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