L'il Kim Going to Big Pr'isn

Yes the tiny female rapper famous for sexually profane lyrical content sinking even below that of her y-chromosomed counterparts has been sentenced to a year in jail for lying to a federal grand jury about a 2001 shootout involving her posse. (Ms. Kim may like to stroll Hollywood red carpets with nothing but paint above her waist, but she ain't no snitch.) Biggie's former squeeze told authorities she had no idea her manager Damion Butler was at the Hot 97 radio station, but security footage of him opening the door for her did a l'il bit to undermine her credibility there.

The unsigned AP writer gets mad props for being down with the lingo...

Hot 97 is the same station where the posses of 50 Cent and The Game traded bullets in February.

...But clearly got his/her game pulled down by the editors:

[Kim's] 1996 debut album, "Hard Core," was laced with sexually explicit lyrics and became a big hit, thanks to songs like "Crush On You" and others with unmentionable titles.

The apologetic Grammy award-winning magdalen will serve a one year sentence, which is light considering the 20 possible for her convictions.
(but astonishing for someone who's been in People magazine)

No word on whether she's requested an orange jumpsuit with no front.