Fried Green Arteries

CNN Health states the obvious--it's tough to fight obesity in the South. Consider the artillery being launched by the enemy, including the crowd-favorite "Hamdog" at Mulligan's bar in Decatur, Georgia:

a hot dog wrapped by a beef patty that's deep fried, covered with chili, cheese and onions and served on a hoagie bun. Oh yeah, it's also topped with a fried egg and two fistfuls of fries.

Arguably even more disgusting is Mulligan's popular "Luther Burger," a "bacon-cheeseburger served on a Krispy Kreme doughnut bun." Oh. My. You're at risk for diabetes just thinking about biting that thing. If the Luther Burger can't flatline your heart monitor, nothing will.