SWAT Team, Papa John's Now Listed Together in Yellow Pages

A two-day hostage standoff in Australia was finally negotiated when authorities caved to inmates' demand for 15 pizzas. When the pies were delivered, the hostage takers promptly released guard Ken Hannah. Apparently the staff at the prison contacted the Phillipines' foreign relations team for advice (or no one at all). Don't they realize what the prisoners will do when they get a hankering for buffalo wings?